Archive for May, 2009

Cover Art, Liner Notes, iTunes and Zunes

Sunday, May 31st, 2009

Earlier today, I was talking to a friend about the store that sells used CDs that’s on the way to my parents’ place. It is honestly, one of my favorite places there is. Then I came home and was catching up on Metal Excess, only to see that he’s summed up what I’ve always felt about buying music.

There’s something fascinating about having that physical object. To some degree, it’s like being a trophy hunter; filling that giant CD tower or the shelf of LPs with the best of your favorite bands is much like the fisherman putting the prize marlin above the fireplace. You went out, hunted successfully, and returned home with your trophy.

Like he said over at Metal Excess, buying it from iTunes doesn’t feel real. You can’t hold it in your hands, and reading liner notes (assuming you even get liner notes, which usually isn’t the case) on a computer monitor is not the same. One of my favorite sets of liner notes is in Richie Sambora’s Stranger in this Town. They’re full of gorgeous pictures of Richie, along with the lyrics to all of the songs. I can remember sticking that CD in the player and just listening to it, with the liner notes unfolded across the floor in front of me, following along and taking it all in. Try that with a computer monitor. It was part of the experience of that album–something I could hold in my hands. The acknowledgments that give a little window into the creation of the album, the ability to follow the lyrics, the opportunity to ogle some extra pix–all that is lost in a digital format.

Plus, in my case, I have a Zune. Now, I love the Zune interface, I find it to be intuitive and very easy to use, but forget about looking at cover art on the screen on that thing. It’s the size of a postage stamp, and the cover art display in the Zune software isn’t much bigger. Something like an iPod Touch and iTunes might be a bit better, but still not that good. It’s bad enough what the small format of CDs has done to cover art. Once bands start designing for the screens of MP3 players, it’s all over as far as cover art is concerned. At that point it’ll just turn into head shots. Bon Jovi would survive just fine in that world–after all, Jon Bon Jovi is about as photogenic as a band frontman gets. But what about guys like Meat Loaf, or Dio? They aren’t exactly pretty boys. But the cover art of their albums? Masterpieces. If I could find an LP of Bat Out Of Hell in good condition, I’d frame it and stick it up on the wall.

Personally, I think losing cover art is going to be a blow. I mean, look at the world that was created for Brutal Legend. All of that was inspired by cover art from heavy metal, but that kind of art probably won’t ever be created again. Cover art is going to end up being one of the shortest-lived forms of art there has ever been. Kind of like the stereotypical image of a rock star–live fast, die young. Someday they’ll exhibit album cover art at the Guggenheim–and mourn its early demise.

In the meantime though, I intend to continue expanding my music collection the old school way. Besides, if I buy used CDs, they’re still cheaper than iTunes.

About that cutscene…

Saturday, May 30th, 2009

About that cutscene on Spike… I meant to watch it. I just crashed out on the couch and fell asleep before 11. Pathetic, but it was a long day at work–even with the shorter drive now that I’ve moved. I wish I’d seen it. Unfortunately, I can’t seem to find it on YouTube or anywhere else. The only things that come up for Brutal Legend on Spike are the trailers from the VGAs. While those do rule, they aren’t exactly new.

(I think I’ve seen those about fifty times now. I can’t stop watching them. But I want to see Lionwhyte in full video. That will be too cool.)

I’m sure that there’s going to be new goodies coming out of E3 though, and when those come around, I’ll be on it. Hopefully those will make up for missing this.

(Update: Scratch that, I think I’ve found it at Kotaku.)

It looks like it’s Eddie’s introduction to the Halfords–basically a chunk of the standard intro cutscene that sets up the plot of the game. I don’t think I’ve ever encountered a game that didn’t come with one of those. Closest might be Oblivion, where the exposition was worked into the tutorial level dialog instead of being a straight-up intro cutscene, and this looks like it might be sort of like that, because it has to have come after the first tutorial fights when Eddie first wakes up.

Rock Of Ages Gets 5 Tony Nominations

Friday, May 29th, 2009

Remember that whole Broadway thing from Wednesday? According to the Los Angeles Times, Rock of Ages (the hair metal musical) has received five Tony nominations. Seeing as how the Tonys are the Academy Awards of the stage world, that’s pretty good.

They’re mostly all technical awards (direction, costume design, and sound design). They aren’t going to hand Jon a Tony for a 20 year old song never written for the Broadway stage and not intended for its ironic use in the musical.

Brutal Legend Q&A with Tim Schafer

Thursday, May 28th, 2009

According to Kotaku, Tim Schafer will be doing a Q&A on Brutal Legend on the Brutal Legend Twitter account next Tuesday.

If I had a Twitter account, I think I’d ask if they intentionally made Lionwhyte look like Bowie. (I think he was meant to look like Dee Snider, but the makeup isn’t quite drag-queen enough.)

(Also, I’ll be checking up on that new Brutal Legend cutscene that’s supposed to air on Spike tonight at 11. I need to go look up what channel Spike is on here. Changing cable providers due to my move has caused all kinds of havoc in my channel surfing.)

Random Song: I Would Do Anything For Love

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009

Artist: Meat Loaf
Album: Bat Out of Hell II: Back Into Hell

I have to confess: this was the song that ignited my interest in rock music. Up to this point my musical taste was quite different–a whole lot more pop-oriented. I’d also had a habit of listening to Broadway soundtracks. (This was long enough ago that the ‘Jukebox Musical’ had yet to come along. I don’t think I’ll say how long ago it was, seeing as how I saw a post over at Entertainment Weekly today that made me feel older than dirt.)

The thing about I Would Do Anything For Love was that the song brought together a pop sensibility with the bombast of a big Broadway number and the aesthetic of rock music. Basically, the perfect vehicle to introduce me to the possibilities of rock.

The other wonderful thing about this song is Meat Loaf’s distinctive voice. His voice is a signature–no one else is like it. A voice that wasn’t perfect was another novelty for me at the time. Remember, I’d been listening to pop music, and most of today’s pop is so processed that the singers are interchangeable. This was an introduction to someone with their own unique voice, and it was wonderful–someone imperfect had made it as a musician.

Also, and this is probably the lingering remains of the Broadway thing–I’m a sucker for big long songs, and like a lot of Meat Loaf’s songs, this one runs about three times longer than a song is ‘supposed to’. Sometimes, there are songs that just don’t fit into four minutes, and I personally love when they don’t. (I love, love, love Dry County. But that’s another post.)

So yes, without this song, this blog would not exist today.

Corzine Fundraiser in my Google Ads

Monday, May 25th, 2009

Again from the Google AdWords File:

Ads for Jon’s fundraiser for Corzine are showing up in the ads on my Google searches today. I wonder if he’s trying to pull in new campaign contributors (who otherwise wouldn’t contribute), or if he just can’t get anyone to cough up $50 a head for his fundraiser dinner in the current economic climate.

I’m sure these tickets must have been offered to his usual campaign contributors first… or maybe not. The ad is phrased in such a way as to make it less obvious that it’s an ad from Corzine’s campaign. The headline of the ad just says “See Jon Bon Jovi for $50″. They’re clearly trying to suck in people who aren’t politically interested.

(Incidentally, $50 still only buys you a seat in the nosebleed section–just like a real tour.)

I Have Seen Lionwhyte!

Monday, May 25th, 2009

I was reading up on Joystiq’s preview of Brutal Legend today. The article is packed full of new screenshots I hadn’t seen before, including one of Lionwhyte–the hair metal villain. He looks like Bowie crossed with Bret Michaels, and his wardrobe is very Jon Bon Jovi circa 1984. The end result is hot, in a rather villainous way.

Also, there’s a killer screenshot showing Eddie’s wings. I’d seen them in one of the trailers, but nothing to give a clear view of what they would look like or how they would be used in-game. It looks like you’ll be able to do aerial combat in the game. Also, the wings are totally metal.

I can’t stop smiling when I read about this game. It would have been worth it to have bought the xbox just for this.

Dumb Enough To Sell 100 Million Records

Friday, May 22nd, 2009

Had an ad for the “Dumb Test” show up alongside my Google search today. (Yes, that’s really what it’s called.)

“Are You As Dumb As Bon Jovi” was the headline of the ad.

I only wish I was that dumb.

Has anyone else seen this? Are they specifically targeting Bon Jovi, or is this a wildcard ad linked generically to celebrity searches? I haven’t seen it on any of my other searches.

Tenacious D Guitar in Brutal Legend

Wednesday, May 20th, 2009

I noticed today that Gamestop is offering a code to unlock an in-game Tenacious D guitar as a preorder bonus on Brutal Legend.

Personally, I always got a bit of a kick out of Tenacious D. Adding The Metal to the Guitar Hero 3 track list was a good call. In a way, it kind of summed up what the whole Guitar Hero series was about–the ultimate triumph of rock over all comers. Let’s face it–we know that Guitar Hero already saved Brutal Legend. It has probably saved rock from dying slowly as pieces of its soul were sucked away into other genres–like country–to wither and die.

Sounds like time to run out to your local Gamestop and put in an order–if you haven’t already. October’s looking awfully far away.

Jazzfest Meta-Commentary at HuffPo

Tuesday, May 19th, 2009

Sal Nunziato has an interesting post on people’s reactions to Bon Jovi playing at JazzFest over at the Huffington Post. (Don’t be put off by the title, it’s about Bon Jovi.)

Basically, he tidily refutes the small horde of haters that follow Bon Jovi pretty much wherever they go. You go dude.

The one thing I will say is that performing at JazzFest is an odd choice for Bon Jovi stylistically, but like he says, a lot of artists get invited to JazzFest that aren’t even remotely jazz musicians. And let’s face it, it can be kind of hard for music festivals to sustain themselves on an extremely narrow genre. To bring in extra cash, it usually makes sense for festival planners to invite at least a few pop-focused acts.

It’s probably also good for the other artists that do play jazz. A few artists like Bon Jovi will bring in concert attendees that otherwise wouldn’t listen to jazz music. Like I said yesterday about rock artists releasing country albums, some degree of genre crossing can be good for record sales. It introduces new music to people that otherwise might not hear it. I bet there are some people who bought their first jazz CDs after going to JazzFest to see Bon Jovi. That can only be good for the artists who released those CDs.

And besides, from a purely economic point of view, it makes sens for Bon Jovi to do any concert booking they can get. All publicity is good publicity and helps them sell records and build buzz for their next one. Jon has always been one to look at the bottom line.

Anyway, the article rules. Go read it. He pokes a lot of massive holes through the arguments that rock snobs like to make when putting Bon Jovi down.