Archive for June, 2009

Bon Jovi DLC for Rock Band

Monday, June 29th, 2009

There’s a discussion of requested Bon Jovi downloadable content at the Rock Band forums. There just aren’t enough Jovi songs available for Rock Band as it stands. Wanted Dead or Alive and Livin’ on a Prayer just don’t cut it anymore. A lot of the requested ones are pretty good; I might actually get around to getting a hard drive for my Xbox 360 if they start adding those.

Yes, I do only have an Xbox 360 Arcade. In retrospect, buying it was a mistake; I should have just gotten the regular one. Not having a hard drive does kind of put a heavy limit on what you can do with it. (I can’t even connect it to Xbox Live; I don’t have enough room on my memory card for the NXE.)

There are a few hardcore fans on there picking on the people who are requesting Blaze of Glory as part of a Bon Jovi pack. (Granted, it’s mild picking, but still.) Personally I always cut people some slack for thinking Blaze is a Bon Jovi song; even though it was originally a Jon solo song, it’s basically been adopted by the band. Soundwise, it would have fit in fine on Slippery When Wet or New Jersey, and it was included in with the rest of the band’s hits on Cross Road–which really makes it appear to be a band release to someone who’s not a hardcore fan. Plus, the band plays it in concert a lot.

On the other hand, there are a few people asking for Dry County for Rock Band. My arm hurts just thinking about it. (I guess I have a real fondness for epic guitar work; almost all of my big favorite songs always leave me with a sore arm when I play them in Guitar Hero or Rock Band.)

My personal Bon Jovi / Jon Bon Jovi / Richie Sambora Rock Band wish list:
Bad Medicine
Bed of Roses
Blaze of Glory
It’s My Life
You Give Love a Bad Name
This Ain’t a Love Song

I’d like to see the following songs, but I know that it’s never going to happen:
Living in Sin
Rosie

Both are too obscure, and also far too lyrically questionable for a game that’s rated Teen. (Let’s face it, the original Living in Sin video was banned from MTV, and still has the power to offend.)

Also, I’m totally behind all the people wondering why Slippery When Wet hasn’t been made available as a complete album. Not only is it the album that made the band, in many ways, SWW is the definitive hair metal album.

I think I’ll go over to bonjovi.com and bug Obie about it. Evidently bugging Harmonix about it isn’t doing any good.

Brutal Legend Box Art

Friday, June 26th, 2009

(Or is it cover art?)

Destructoid has previews of the box art for Brutal Legend.

Like the commenters at Destructoid, I do find it interesting that Tim Schafer’s name is the only name on the box with the laundry list of heavy metal celebrities in the game, plus Jack Black in the lead. The absence of Jack Black’s name is especially odd; the guy has built a very successful career and the marketing materials that have been released for the game thus far have made fairly heavy use of it–especially the ‘Brutal Thoughts’ clips that they have been releasing.

Perhaps the list of heavy hitters was so long they wouldn’t fit on a standard game disc box at any kind of reasonable font size for marketing purposes. (Judging by the cast list that I’ve seen so far, I wouldn’t be surprised if this was the case.)

Even without leveraging the game’s star power, the box art does a more than adequate job of selling the contents inside. Heck, if I saw that at the local Gamestop, I’d be zeroing in on it in a heartbeat even if I knew nothing whatsoever about the game. Guitars, amps, and some seriously metal weaponry. Also, between Eddie’s bloody axe and the assorted other weaponry on the cover, it’s amply clear that this is more than just a heavy metal Guitar Hero clone.

Work for the Working Man

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009

Jon performed a new song on Monday at an event to encourage volunteerism. You can read up on it over at the San Francisco Business Times; they have a pretty good write-up on the event. The article even includes some of the lyrics from the song, and unfortunately, the printed lyrics make it look like a real downer.

I’d have thought Jon would have learned his lesson after Welcome to Wherever You Are, which Jon thought would be a protest song ‘for the ages’. He just doesn’t do political songs very well, at least not when he gets bogged down in specifics. (Generic, angry at the world protest, that Jon does very well. See Have A Nice Day and It’s My Life.)

Of course, it’s hard to tell anything about the song from a few lyrics, and let’s face it, a lot of the best Bon Jovi songs aren’t particularly profound. I’ll have to hear the music to go with them before making a final judgment on the song. If he can make it rock like older Bon Jovi stuff, he might have a winner on his hands.

Flight 666

Monday, June 22nd, 2009

Somehow, I completely missed hearing about the Iron Maiden tour documentary, Flight 666. I guess this is probably due to the change in my commute since I moved, since I haven’t been listening to Eddie Trunk’s show on XM nearly as much as I used to when I had a 45 minute commute home every night.

Can’t say I’m disappointed though since it’s out on DVD now. I’ll have to see about picking up a copy, and then I’ll start doing more tour/concert DVD posts. (I’ve been meaning to start doing posts on my collection of Bon Jovi DVDs. The VHS collection will just have to wait until I can get a VCR hooked up around here.)

The LA Times makes a lot of interesting points about this DVD and how Iron Maiden is one of the last bands to do this kind of tour. They are right; this kind of tour is really not something that newer artists do. Only the strongest remaining metal and hair metal bands do this kind of thing.

I would say that rock is dying, but then I see this kind of thing, or I see a Steel Panther video, and I realize that there’s still hope for those of us who prefer our rock with a side of devil horns and sleaze, and hold the social conscience please.

Songwriters Hall of Fame Induction

Friday, June 19th, 2009

Jon and Richie were inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame today in New York City. Pretty standard stuff for them, really; walk in, perform Wanted Dead or Alive, grab trophy, make speech, leave.

The cool thing is that the BBC news article popped up in my Live Bookmarks at work (I left the default BBC news feed in my Firefox toolbar there).  For some reason, the BBC singled them out from everybody else who received the award, which really seems like an odd choice when Crosby, Stills and Nash were up as well.

There’s an article over at MSNBC that features a few quotes about Bon Jovi from Chris Daughtry for the interested.

Anyway, judging by the pictures, Jon is finally starting to have halfway decent hair. It’s growing out and hiding the bald spots a bit, and it’s been dyed a better color. (Though anything would have been better than that unnatural flat dark brown that it was a year ago.) But Richie’s starting to look a bit chubby again.

Random Song: Rosie

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

Artist: Richie Sambora
Album: Stranger In This Town

Stranger In This Town was my first introduction to what Richie was capable of on his own. Up to this point, I had always been a big Jon fan. Richie was a secondary consideration, at best. (Blue eyes are a weakness of mine, and sorry Richie, you haven’t got ‘em, and Jon does.) But after collecting a number of Bon Jovi CDs I started to get curious about Richie’s solo efforts. After all, the man does have undeniable talent on the guitar. He doesn’t get a lot of credit for it–there will never be a Bon Jovi edition of Guitar Hero–but he’s every bit as good as anyone else considered a “guitar god”.

(Actually at the rate Activision is going, there may be a Guitar Hero: Bon Jovi before too long. Unfortunately, I can’t imagine Richie making a particularly attractive Guitar Hero character.)

At any rate, I had to special order my copy of Stranger. None of the places around here keep that kind of thing in stock. But it turned out to be completely worth it. Once I got home, I stuck the CD in the player and started reading my email. Believe me, the email didn’t last long. Halfway through Church of Desire I was sitting in front of the stereo with the liner notes spread out across the floor so that I could follow along.

It’s hard to pick a favorite track from Stranger In This Town; it has really become my favorite CD of all time. I know it’s the only CD that I own that I always listen to from start to finish every time I play it. I never skip tracks on this CD. However, Rosie was really the outstanding song on the CD for me.

First, the lyrics to this song are incredible. Like many of the songs that Richie has written with Jon, it tells a story. But where sometimes their story songs get bogged down in detail, Rosie doesn’t. Rosie paints an incredibly clear picture in very few words. Only the vital details to paint in the image and the story are included. The story could be considered a tired cliche, but it’s handled extremely well. The lyrics make both of the characters into sympathetic figures. This is honestly one of Jon and Richie’s best efforts in terms of songwriting.

Secondly, the vocals on this song are excellent. Richie does a wonderful job of interpreting the lyrics. Honestly, I’m glad this song was cut from New Jersey; I don’t think Jon could have performed it anywhere near this well. It’s Richie’s blue-influenced vocalsund that bring the right degree of emotion to the song. The lyrics on their own could have come off pathetic, but treated as a blues song it works.

Secondly, this is a solid song musically as well. The lyrics on their own could have been a pathetic dirge–by setting them to a tune that a stripper might dance to, it not only prevents the song from being a complete downer but also in some ways brings the story to life. By using that kind of melody it helps bring the images of the dark, smoky club to life. In addition to having a catchy melody, it provides plenty of space for Richie to demonstrate his ability on the guitar, and Richie doesn’t overdo it. Some guitar solos can drag on forever–Rosie’s is long enough to be excellent, and short enough to leave you wanting more.

In short this is really one of my favorite rock songs ever, and was really responsible for me recognizing Richie on his own merits. And let’s face it, he deserves that.

Looks like they did cut Dio

Monday, June 15th, 2009

Well, Destructioid confirmed that they cut Dio from Brutal Legend to appease Ozzy.  I’m not surprised, just disappointed.  I’m not sure how they can make a metal game and cut the Voice of Metal out of the game!

They should have cut Ozzy out before cutting Dio. Ozzy doesn’t seem to be interested in metal anymore, just making lame cell phone commercials.

Somebody needs to break it to Ozzy; BlackBerry phones aren’t metal. And the Samsung Jack commercial just makes me cringe.

All that being said, Tim Curry probably isn’t a bad choice to replace Dio, if they really felt that they had to. I don’t know about now, but he used to have a really good voice. (Speaking as a veteran attendee of midnight showings of Rocky Horror, that movie would not be what it is without him. I know it destroyed his career as a ‘serious actor’. But a legacy is a legacy, and that movie is going down in history as a classic.)

The fact that they compromised what was looking to be one of the coolest video games ever to appease Ozzy’s stupid feud is just lame.

Van Halen Edition of Guitar Hero Leaves Out Members

Friday, June 12th, 2009

There’s an article up at G4 that states that the Guitar Hero Van Halen game will not be including all of the band members.

I kind of figured this for a given.  With the contentious history of Van Halen, anything that features the band is only going to show the current lineup.  It would have been far too big of a hassle to try to get everyone into the game.  Ultimately, this was probably the better lineup to have around when trying to release this kind of game; at least they have David Lee Roth, so his fan base is a secure market. Imagine if they’d released it with only Gary Cherone.  They’d have annoyed every hardcore VH fan out there.

Still not buying it though.  I agree with the commenters over at G4–haven’t these people ever heard of downloadable content?

Rock of Ages shut out at Tony Awards

Wednesday, June 10th, 2009

Rock of Ages was completely shut out at the Tony Awards on Sunday night. This was something of a predictable outcome; after all, it was up against what was basically an unstoppable juggernaut.

When I wrote my last post on Rock of Ages, about the Tony Awards, I only focused on the awards I thought it stood a chance at winning–the technical awards. There was no way that they were going to hand out best actor or best musical to a jukebox musical when there was an Elton John original to give awards to.

They didn’t even get the technical awards–I thought that maybe there might be a mercy vote in that area. But no. And lets face it, after Bret Michaels made an idiot of himself during the opening number, everybody was probably sitting back and thinking to themselves that they were right not to give the hair metal guys any awards. Honestly, with the number of live shows Poison has done–especially in the 80s–you’d think he’d have known better than to do that.

The Top Heavy Metal Singers

Monday, June 8th, 2009

Blabbermouth posted a list of the top 30 heavy metal singers from a Turkish magazine.

A lot of the list is debatable, but the top two, at least, are almost impossible to argue with. In the world of metal, Iron Maiden is one of the defining bands. Bruce Dickinson deserves his spot at the top here.

Now personally, I think the #2 spot is impossible to argue with as well. But that being said, I’m a big Dio fan, much more than I am an Ozzy fan. However, I’m sure Ozzy thinks he belongs up here, and not Dio. What’s odd is that Ozzy didn’t even snag the #3 spot. He’s below Rob Halford, down at #4. Once again, I wouldn’t argue giving Halford the #3 spot. So ultimately, the question is, who belongs at #2? Is it Ozzy, or is it Dio?

And that’s where it gets tough. In terms of outright talent and abilty? Dio wins hands-down. The problem is that Ozzy has done so much to shape heavy metal, both in image and in sound. In both his solo albums and with Black Sabbath, he always surrounded himself with highly talented musicians, and together they created some amazing things.

But since they’re specifying singers, I’ll take the technicality and say that they got it exactly right on the list. Dio is a better singer than Ozzy, in my opinion.